By Michael Mann
Welcome to my list I am making this article to showcase the absolute worst cartoons of all time. For this list, I’ve included just one movie, but I am mainly sticking to animated series. Also, keep in mind this is my own opinion, don’t flip out if your favorite TV show ends up on this list.
5. The Emoji Movie
Going to get the most obvious choice out of the way, The Emoji Movie. You’ve probably heard your favorite YouTuber already whine about it, so I’ll keep it brief. The entire plot of the movie is stupid, it was Sony’s attempt at a Wreck-it-Ralph world, which failed miserably. I was only able to watch up to the Just Dance before I had to turn off my phone and just take a break from this movie. It’s a movie you have to see to know how bad it actually is.
4. Power Puff Girls (2016)
Like most people, I haven’t been keeping up with this series whatsoever. I, however, do know enough about this series to call it bad. Where do I start? Two of the girls, Blossum and Bubbles, were twerking, they had a transgender character become a monster, and the worst yet, one of the side characters named Jared Shapiro has a crush on one of the girls named Bubbles. “That doesn’t sound too bad. I mean sure they’re too young to have crushes but that’s not that bad,” is something you might say. Well, I didn’t mention that the character is based on one of the story writers/artist named Jake Goldman. I mean look at this side-by-side picture of him and the character.
“Sure they look similar, but it could just be a coincidence. It’s not like he is the voice actor for him.” Well, he is the voice actor for the character. Aside from all the controversies, it’s still a stupid show. They took a figurative dump on the old show. They even added a fourth girl just to boost the ratings, which didn’t work and created more turmoil for breaking the “sacredness” of the series.
3. Pickle & Peanut
Pickle and Peanut is series that mixes live action with animation, and is about two types of food in their last year of high school and try to have as much fun as possible. It first aired September 7, 2015 on Disney XD, and ever since that day, I have never kept Disney XD on all night while going to sleep. The average episode’s plot can range from doing random acts of stupidity to having a strange mole on Pickle’s butt.
I’m done talking about this I mean just look at the picture, it pretty much sums up the tone of the entire series.
2. Teen Titans GO!
I was deciding whether to put ‘Power Puff Girls’ remake or ‘Teen Titans GO!’ here on the number two slot. They are both absolutely horrible. Don’t get me wrong, but I watched the original Teen Titans a lot more than I watched the original PPG. Teen Titans GO! is about the Titans becoming stupid and doing nothing interesting for 12 minutes an episode. They rarely do anything but make random LOL jokes, such as random fart and butt jokes.
Another thing I really hate about this show is that it makes fun of itself constantly. Seriously, it’s such a terrible show that even the creators (the freaking creators of the show) make fun of it inside the show! It has extremely cheap flash animation that gives me headaches if I stare at it too long. I can make an entire article showcasing the things wrong with this horrid show, but it’ll just be me whining about the show and how it shouldn’t exist.
Honorable Mention: Modern SpongeBob
Yeah, Modern SpongeBob, Seasons 4-11. It consists of way too much gross-out humor for my taste. I mean don’t get me wrong sometimes it can play out well, but not in SpongeBob’s case. The reason this isn’t on the list is that it has been getting better, less gross-out, and most of the jokes they have actually make me laugh.
1. Pig Goat Banana Cricket
If you read my other article about forgotten cartoons, you already know where I stand on this show. For those of you who didn’t read it, it’s about a Pig, a Goat, a Banana and a Cricket that lives in a town were everything is personified hence THE FREAKING BANANA! The show has the same amount of charm as a sewer plant worker who hasn’t showered for 30 years and rolled around in pus from every single pimple ever popped. Think I am being harsh, well take a look at what I mean!
I can go on and on, but the animation is actually giving me a headache. So, I am just going to lay down and cry for a couple hours and think how anyone in the world could actually like this smut. Back from crying, saw this again and went back to cry some more.
Agree with my list, or know of a cartoon I missed? Comment down below. Now that I got that shameless begging out of the way, I hope this article was entertaining, and until next time, bye.