Puns For The Day

By Kayla Mustain

Math

  • Too much ∏ gives you a large circumference.
  • Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they will never meet!
  • Your PLAN has been foiled

             (P+L) (A+N)

             PA+PN+LA+LN

  • √-1    2^3   ∑    ∏   …and it was delicious

English

  • I before E… except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • My English teacher held a pun contest. I submitted ten puns to win, but no pun in ten did.
  • You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran because it’s past tents.
  • 8 vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation mark and a comma appeared in court today. They are due to be sentenced next week.

Science

  • I tried to grab fog, but I mist.
  • I lost an electron! Are you positive?
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • Energizer bunny arrested. It was charged with battery.

History

  • Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? There were too many knights.
  • Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft.
  • How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a couple of Caesars.
  • Which American President was least guilty? Lincoln because he was in a cent.
  • Never take a victory for Grant-ed.
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